Fab lollies…one of god’s greatest creations. So delicious, juicy and…basically fabulous…but they used to be better. It’s probably hard to believe but trust me they were.

  Back in the Garden of Eden, Fab lollies were at their best…the WHOLE lolly was made of the strawberry/chocolate/sprinkle combination which we see only on the tops today. Imagine that…perfect.

  The problem was they were too hard to resist…especially for eve. She had specifically been told not to take a Fab lolly off the tree of thingymabobbyness; but sadly she did. The world was turned upside down…pigs flew no more, chavs roamed the earth…and worst of all…Fab lollies had three parts to them. Sounds ok…but a disaster compared to the beauty of the previous lollies.

  Or was all of this apple related??…or did it not happen at all….??

  Neway; what I’m trying to say is we are having to suffer because of one dappy cows selfishness and we should not stand for this.

  That’s why we at Fab Toppings Anonymous (F.T.A) want a change. We will protest till we can protest no more on the revival of the ALL strawberry/chocolate/sprinkle fab lolly to regain its full goodness. We need you…yes you…to join us.